Features Editorials: Editoriality Archives - Animations Commentary Pandora's Box! Video What Is? Contact Us Voices of the People Home		Editoriality Archives -- Campaign 2000 People said it would be close. It really shouldn't have been if anybody was paying attention. "Bush-Cheney Union" (196KB) 7/25/00: W. Bush selects Dick Cheney as his running "mate." "My Name Is...Dick Cheney" (97KB) 7/26/00: W. Bush selects Cheney over more "colorful" running mates. "Al Gore: Oak-ay with Me!" (229KB) 8/6/00: Gore counts on William Christopher to choose a running mate. Woodn't you? "Morph Fun in the New World" (430KB) 8/13/00: Can't decide on a candidate? Why not an amalgamation? "Clinton Fatigue" (382KB) 8/20/00: Gore picks morally upstanding Lieberman in hopes that we'll forget all about Clinton. "Rapid-Fire Gore" (399KB) 8/23/00: A shortened version of Gore's hastily delivered Democratic convention speech. "Political Animal Barnyard" (144KB) 9/6/00: A kids' game gets "bastardized." "sdA ngiapmaC lanimilbuS" (314KB) 9/13/00: Democrats think the Republicans are up to dirty tricks, finding "RATS" in a campaign ad; the Democrats use dirty tricks of their own. "An Alpha Gets His Prescription Filled" (158KB) 9/21/00: A dog proves that Gore's remark about his mother paying more for the same medicine as his dog is just absurd. "Round 1: Gore Blows" (346KB) 10/4/00: Gore demonstrates in the first debate that he's just not very presidential, much less grown-up. "Round 2: Cheney Hits the Floor" (374KB) 10/8/00: Dick Cheney proves to be a man of many talents. "Round 3: Bush Cuts to the Chase" (564KB) 10/15/00: Gore attempts to make Texas look like a crummy state; Bush cuts that argument short. "Round 4: Dare to Dream" (596KB) 10/18/00: The candidates in the third debate try to reach the people but seem to wander off topic. "Hallowe'en: Examine Closely Your Candy-dates" (362KB) 10/29/00: The three front runners come to Eunice Philbert's neighborhood for trick-or-treats. "A Drake & Della Productions Paid Political Ad" (176KB) 11/1/00: Just an ad making sure you understand what you're getting when you visit this web site. Back to Archives