Features Editorials: Editoriality Archives - Animations Commentary Pandora's Box! Video What Is? Contact Us Voices of the People Home		Editoriality Archives -- Clintonitis Only the second U.S. president in history to be impeached. Used the Constitution as toidy paper. Paved the way for bad boys like Toricelli and Condit. Praise the Lord he doesn't have the power to wreak havoc anymore. Rap sheet listed chronologically from beginning to end. "Fleeing the Scene of the Crime" (396KB) 7/10/00: Clinton returns to Oxford, possibly to move after end of his term; Joe Friday investigates. "The Ghost of Keynes" (351KB) 7/30/00: The ghost of John Maynard Keynes visits Clinton in his bedroom. "Friends for Life(?)" (250KB) 10/22/00: Bill tries to help Al with his struggling campaign. "The Transition: Slash and Burn" (453KB) 12/6/00: Some get the impression that Bill Clinton's not too happy about having to hand over the keys to W. "Bill and Bush Exchange Gifts" (443KB) 12/20/00: Sometimes the best gifts come in small packages. "Inauguration Day 2001" (397KB) 1/17/01: Bush sends Clinton off in a ghastly way. "Who Will Save Us from the Screen Saver from Hell?" (237KB) 1/28/01: Clinton leaves behind some specific destructions. "The Blame Game" (224KB) 2/8/01: Was it Monica Lewinsky or a poor campaign? Oh, but it was so much more... "clinton.vbs" (229KB) 2/14/01: This program downloads a picture of Clinton, and so much more. "The FiWst HundWed Days" (364KB) 5/6/01: How does W stack up? It helps that his predecessor was such a shmuck. Back to Archives