Features Editorials: Editoriality Archives - Animations Commentary Pandora's Box! Video What Is? Contact Us Voices of the People Home		Editoriality Archives -- The Rest of the World Europe. Creeping socialists or just creeps? And what about China, that old civilization frought with overworked and underpaid men? "Socialism. The Board Game" (90KB) 7/25/01: Nobody wins or loses, but everybody MUST play the game. "Beijing 2008: Great Sport" (358KB) 7/15/01: The competition for human rights atrocities? China's got it in the [body] bag. "Getting to the Bottom of the Kyoto Dispute" (421KB) 6/20/01: A French/Swedish public service announcement interrupts our capitalist soap opera. "Les Europeans et Bush: Sacre Bleu!" (431KB) 6/17/01: Jean-Pierre Cabernet Sauvignon gets his nose out of joint because of Bush’s visit. "UN-cool Appointees" (158KB) 5/9/01: Sudan dictating human rights policies? What’s next? Robert Downey, Jr handling the Drug Trafficking Council? "Grouchy Tiger, Hidden Meaning" (135KB) 4/11/01: Our relationship with China comes down to one word: semantics. "The Stall-wart Chinese Bureaucracy" (389KB) 4/4/01: Oh, we’ll give you your American airmen back, say the Chinese. When we’re good and ready. "The People’s EP-3 Incident" (320KB) 4/1/01: The incident could very well be the apologies-for-hostages deal of the century. "Murder is Meat: Clara Peller in London" (167KB) 3/18/01: Looks like it’ll be kippers for breakfast, kippers for lunch and more kippers for dinner. "Have You Destroyed Your Icon Today?" (167KB) 3/11/01: Afghanistan’s Mollah Omar Mohammed has spoken. Better hide the women and artwork. "Snitty Brits" (376KB) 7/2/00: British snittiness over inaccuracies in "The Patriot" paralleled in Elizabethan England. The very first (and probably worst) "semi-ani-auto-manic." Back to Archives